Turn anything into LinkedIn slop.
Paste something a real human wrote. Watch it get promoted into an unbearable LinkedIn thought-leadership post, one humblebrag at a time. Yes, it's a parody. No, we will not be stopping.
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Certified slop
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early birds get AI-grade slop; after that it's instant rules-mode. same energy.
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the bit
Yes, this is a joke. No, the hosted version isn't held together with tape: server-side key, per-IP + daily rate caps, a task-locked prompt, request logging, and a golden-eval check that fails the build if the output stops being slop. It's a toy. It still ships like a product — because how you ship the joke is part of the joke.