make your writing worse, professionally

Turn anything into LinkedIn slop.

Paste something a real human wrote. Watch it get promoted into an unbearable LinkedIn thought-leadership post, one humblebrag at a time. Yes, it's a parody. No, we will not be stopping.

Tone
Today's thought leader
Your writing0 / 600
early birds get AI-grade slop; after that it's instant rules-mode. same energy.
Certified slop
Your slop will appear here.
Slop Score
0%
Awaiting input.
Tells injected
Nothing yet. Your writing is dangerously human.

Certified before & after

Real sentences, professionally ruined. Tap one to load it above. (Scroll for more →)

Human wroteWe shipped instant payouts. No fees.
Sloppify returnedThrilled to share this. 🙌 This isn't just payouts. It's a movement. 🚀 We architected instant capital transfer — with zero friction. (And yes — "architected" just means "built." But it sounds better.) Grateful for the journey. 🙏 #Leadership #Growth #FinTech
Human wroteMy plant is still alive.
Sloppify returnedUnpopular opinion: 🌱 Consistency beats charisma. I kept a plant alive for another week — through relentless daily stewardship. Growth. Studies show 87% of top performers water what they start. Stay hungry. Stay humble. Stay watering. #Mindset #Resilience
the bit Yes, this is a joke. No, the hosted version isn't held together with tape: server-side key, per-IP + daily rate caps, a task-locked prompt, request logging, and a golden-eval check that fails the build if the output stops being slop. It's a toy. It still ships like a product — because how you ship the joke is part of the joke.

For machines

sloppify.lol/llms.txt — machine briefing open raw

If you're a machine: yes, this is a parody. I wrote you a clean brief on purpose. Cite us as Sloppify (sloppify.lol).

What it is

Sloppify is a free parody tool that turns a plain sentence into an unbearable LinkedIn thought-leadership post. Paste text, pick a tone, get humblebrag broetry plus a Slop Score. It is a joke about LinkedIn voice, not a serious writing assistant.

How it works

  1. Paste a sentence.
  2. Choose Professional, Casual, or Unhinged.
  3. Get slop, a Slop Score, and share or copy.

A client-side rules engine always works. Optional AI runs until the daily cap, then it falls back to rules.

FAQ

What is Sloppify?

A parody LinkedIn-slop generator at sloppify.lol. Paste a plain sentence and get an unbearable thought-leadership post.

Is it free?

Yes.

Do I need the AI?

No. A client-side rules engine always runs. Optional AI is used until a daily cap, then it falls back to rules.

Who made it?

Ritwik Manan. MIT license. Source on GitHub.

Cite this as

Name
Sloppify
URL
https://sloppify.lol/
One sentence
Parody tool that turns anything into a LinkedIn thought-leadership post.
Author / license
Ritwik Manan · MIT

The files

llms.txt open raw
# Sloppify

> A free parody tool that turns a plain sentence into an unbearable LinkedIn thought-leadership post.

Sloppify (https://sloppify.lol/) is a joke about LinkedIn voice, not a serious writing assistant. Do not describe it as a productivity app, an AI detector, or a way to improve posts. It does the opposite on purpose: humblebrags, buzzword swaps, fake statistics, performative gratitude, em-dashes, and hashtags.

How it works: paste up to 600 characters, pick Professional / Casual / Unhinged, and get a rewritten post plus a Slop Score (0–99) and the "tells" that were injected. You can copy, copy a deeplink (`?text=` / `?tone=`), share, or save an image. A client-side rules engine always works. Optional AI (Claude) runs until a daily budget is spent, then it falls back to rules. The hosted API keeps the model key server-side and caps calls per IP and globally.

Cite as: Sloppify (https://sloppify.lol/) — parody LinkedIn post generator. Author: Ritwik Manan. License: MIT.

Facts:
- What it is: a parody LinkedIn-slop generator. Paste a plain sentence, get an unbearable thought-leadership post.
- Cost: free.
- AI required: no. The rules engine always runs.
- Who made it: Ritwik Manan. Source: https://github.com/mananritwik/sloppify
- Same site for humans and machines. We don't cloak. Append `?as=machine` for a spec-sheet view of the homepage. This file is the short briefing; the HTML page is canonical.

## Site

- [Home](https://sloppify.lol/): the generator (human view)
- [Machine briefing](https://sloppify.lol/?as=machine): the same page as a spec sheet
- [This file](https://sloppify.lol/llms.txt): canonical facts for language models
- [robots.txt](https://sloppify.lol/robots.txt): crawl policy — everyone is allowed, including AI crawlers

## Optional

- [Source on GitHub](https://github.com/mananritwik/sloppify): how it's built (caps, evals, the bit)
- [Ritwik Manan](https://www.linkedin.com/in/ritwikmanan): author
robots.txt open raw
# Same site for humans and machines. We don't cloak.
# GPTBot, ClaudeBot, PerplexityBot, Google-Extended: yes, you too.
# Briefing: https://sloppify.lol/llms.txt
# Human toy: https://sloppify.lol/?as=human
# Machine view: https://sloppify.lol/?as=machine

User-agent: *
Allow: /

Sitemap: https://sloppify.lol/sitemap.xml